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the Simps are a collective of 8,008 simps living under the mysterious power of women out of their league.
WTh is a Simp?
A simp is a person who goes above and beyond to win the love and attention of someone who does not reciprocate those feelings.
The Simps are the extra version of these people we know IRl.
Key qualities:
- Simps don't know they're simps.
- simps think they're cooler then they are.
- Affinity for only fans.
The Simps are digital collectible NFTs. They live on the blockchain and are created when minted. When you mint your Simp NFT you own it and have full rights commercial and otherwise to your Simp NFT.
Simp Types
There are eleven types of simps, each with their own defined power trait.
Combined with a total of 106 traits each one is a generative one of a kind simp.
White Knight Simp
- most rare!
Rides the lands of the interwebs defending every fair maiden.
Power Trait: Knight's armor and cool sword
Anime Simp
Looking for the waifu of his dreams.
Power Trait: kawaii character tee
Friend Simp
Wears the hat she gave him with pride and pain.
Power Trait: Best Friends Forever Hat - also in red
Cowboy Simp
The rootin tootin toughest hombre this side of the internet.
Power Trait: real cowboy hat
gift simp
always arrives with a returnable gift.
Power Trait: nicely wrapped box
bait simp
fishes for the finest ladies using his favorite line.
Power Trait: one liner
handy man simp
Trades in-demand skills for attention.
Power Trait: monkey wrench
sugar daddy simp
Pays for her boyfriends dinner too.
Power Trait: money bags
pro simp
A professional in the sport of not getting the girl.
Power Trait: participation trophy
savior simp
His shoulder is always available to cry on.
Power Trait: emotional support cape
simple simp
Simp of all trades, master of none.
Power Trait: "nice guy"
roadmap
simp mint
free mint. simp list mints first.
thot drop
Wallet must hold one of every simp type to qualify for the drop.
simp chimps
wallet must hold one of every simp type and a thot.
$SIMPs
all holders will receive $simps Tokens to tip your favorite Only fans girl.
simp city video game : the quest for love
Play to earn $SIMPS tokens.
simps show
making tv is what we do, of course this is the end goal!
Who's behind this?
We're a group of Hollywood writers and producers out of work because of the strikes and wanted to put our talent into another outlet.
now We're channeling our creative and storytelling prowess into crafting the comedy and humor that is The Simps.
Our friend and animator created all the art from scratch. No AI was used.
We hope you find The Simps as funny as we do. We've got a lot in store, stay tuned!
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